Will you blow on my dice?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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