i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy