are you so shy because you have an std?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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