my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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