was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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