Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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