i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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