She's JV to your varsity
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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