also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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