this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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