Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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