Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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