I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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