Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize