So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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