these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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