So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
