I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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