if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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