What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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