Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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