I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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