you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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