According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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