I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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