did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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