The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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