and she was petting her beer can
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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