where am i from again
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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