all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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