Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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