4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I intend to get homeless drunk
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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