My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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