We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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