Do vagina's smell?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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