i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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