I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Randomize
