is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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