Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
