So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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