apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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