Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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