At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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