My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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