So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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