sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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