he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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