so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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