it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
