Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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