Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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