it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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