Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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