so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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