what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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