You really coming over, don't trick.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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