where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
